i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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