I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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