My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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