You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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