Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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