what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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