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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....

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• (407): View more from Florida

  His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  That is a dream.

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