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(734): View more from Michigan

Pregnant stripper...not hot.

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(972): View more from Texas

90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it

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(216): View more from Ohio

Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She's just so happy...and so naked.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.

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(850): View more from Florida

This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Strip Simon Says: DO IT

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