If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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