he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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