sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize