i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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