Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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