Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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