the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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