she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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