I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
