Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize