so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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