Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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