What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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