You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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