I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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