I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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