Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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