why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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