i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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