quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
