I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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