He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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