if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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