one might say we're banned from that church
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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