you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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