If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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