so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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