There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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