i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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