I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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