my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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