i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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