Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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