Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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