Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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