Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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