We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Is Oprah even human
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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