You work out of a Hotel?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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