i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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