PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i think i have herpe
just one?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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