i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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