Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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