Don't you send me to vm
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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