After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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