It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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