I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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