the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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